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  • me:i'm gonna clean my room!!!
  • me:*goes to room and lays on floor for three hours*
  • 14 hours ago
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    monkeyscandance:

    Alea named her Miss Medusa and I really like that name for her! 

    Thank you for staying with me in this long stream!

    16 hours ago
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    towongfoo:

    If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

    16 hours ago
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    odylism:

    "BUT, WILL. DON’T YOU WANT TO FIND THE RIPPER?" ALANA ASKED.

    "NO, I AM FUCKING DONE. FUCK YOU, FUCK JACK, FUCK THE FBI, AND FUCK HANNIBAL" WILL SHOUTED AS HE PILED HIS DOGS INTO HIS VOLVO AND TOOK OFF FOR A WARMER CLIMATE.

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    gloomyteens:

    CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

    1 day ago
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    spaceysquid:

    whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

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    vvhitehouse:

    aneastcoastbreeze:

    vvhitehouse:

    advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

    • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
    • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
    • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
    • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

    disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

    Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

    the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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    starlock:

    hello my name is toril and i am in a contest with myself to create the most inappropriate hannibal crossover